I know, I know; it's not new... And it's inspired on something created by a big fast food chain in the US. But nevertheless: here is the subservient programmer. Just give him any command, and he'll (try to) comply.

If you have even more free time, you might even want to consider how to create your own subservient character, with tutorials covering both development and filming.

PS. The original one that I'm referring too is subservient chicken.